THE SOUNDS OF PYTHON

"The sound of an ant, amplified one BILLION times!"

Finally, it's... the sounds page.

First, here are some choice web sites with a variety of Pythons sounds available:

The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
http://www.medio.mh.se/~carolus/sounds.html
Chris Lundie's Monty Python Sounds
http://www.eagle.ca/~lundiec/sounds.html
7th Level's Library of Monty Python Sounds
(Makers of "Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time" CD-ROM)
http://www.7thlevel.com/products/strategy/cwot/sounds/index.htm
Other Python Sound Web Sites

Next, some direct pointers to specific Python sounds that you know and love. The plan (ha, he says there's a plan!) is to catalog as many of these as possible, whereever they may be, and to cross-reference them (so that the sketches/film-scripts pages can get you directly to individual sounds from particular skits/scenes).

Flying Circus

Coming soon...

Holy Grail

French Taunter

Swamp Castle

Bring Out Your Dead

Holy Hand Grenade

Sir Robin

Knights Who Say "NI!"

ni.au

Anarchosyndicalist Commune

??????

Life of Brian

Meaning of Life

The Monty Python Experience?

The Monty Python Theme Music (240 kb .au)

John Philip Sousa's "Liberty Bell" performed by the Coldstream Guards

7th Level CWOT Sounds

ilstu.edu

rml@acm.uiuc.edu

203.0.168.99/wwwsites

Chris Lundie's Sounds

The Holy Grail

APOLOGY.WAV 63 Kb. "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'"
ARGH.WAV 27 Kb. "Aaarrrggghhh"
ARMS.WAV 17 Kb. "Consult the book of armaments"
BITELEGS.WAV 18 Kb. "I'll bite your legs off"
BLEED.WAV 17 Kb. "What are you going to do, bleed on me"
BRITAINS.WAV 12 Kb. "Who are the Britains"
COCONUT.WAV 40 Kb. "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together"
DEAD.WAV 33 Kb. "Bring out your dead"
FART.WAV 32 Kb. "I fart in your general direction"
FATAL.WAV 86 Kb. "Escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. (Thump)"
FAVE.WAV 28 Kb. "What is your favourite colour"
GOODIDEA.WAV 30 Kb.
"Good idea, O Lord"
"Course it's a good idea"
GRENADE.WAV 83 Kb. "O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."
HAPPY.WAV 28 Kb. "I feel happy" ("Bring out your dead" scene)
HOWKING.WAV 18 Kb. "Well, how do you become king, then"
ICKY.WAV 48 Kb. "Icky icky icky..."
KINGWHO.WAV 11 Kb. "King of the who"
KNIGHTS.WAV 73 Kb. "We are the knights who say ni"
MESSAGE.WAV 31 Kb. "Message for you, sir"
MINSTREL.WAV 104 Kb.
"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing."
"Yay"
NI.WAV 11 Kb. "Ni"
NOTDEAD.WAV 15 Kb. "I'm not dead"
125.WAV 39 Kb.
"One, Two, Five"
"Three, sir"
"Three"
ORDINARY.WAV 21 Kb. "That's no ordinary rabbit"
POINTY.WAV 53 Kb. "Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth"
QUEST.WAV 62 Kb. "Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest."
QUITE.WAV 35 Kb.
"You know much that is hidden, o Tim."
"Quite."
ROGER.WAV 69 Kb. "I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies."
RUNAWAY.WAV 32 Kb. "Run away"
SCRATCH.WAV 14 Kb. "'Tis but a scratch"
SCRATCH2.WAV 43 Kb.
"'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch - your arm's off."
"No it isn't."
SHRUB.WAV 30 Kb. "A shrubbery"
SHRUB2.WAV 31 Kb. "Another shrubbery"
SOD.WAV 19 Kb. "You silly sod"
SWALLOW.WAV 29 Kb. "What do you mean - an African or a European swallow"
THREE.WAV 177 Kb. "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three ... (and so on) ... Five is right out."
TIM.WAV 56 Kb. "There are some who call me... Tim."
TIMGRAIL.WAV 33 Kb. "You seek the holy grrrrailllll."
WOUND.WAV 62 Kb.
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
"Yes I have."
"Look."
"It's just a flesh wound."

The Life of Brian

BIGUS.WAV 18 Kb. "Bigus Dickus"
BRIGHT.WAV 80 Kb. "Always look on the bright side of life" (Whistling)
BUTTOCKS.WAV 11 Kb. "Incontinentia Buttocks"
CRUX.WAV 74 Kb.
"Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death."
"Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
DIFFRENT.WAV 46 Kb.
"Yes, we are all different"
"I'm not"
DISCUSS.WAV 21 Kb. "This calls for immediate discussion"
FOOT.WAV 29 Kb. "Oh, my foot"
GIGGLE.WAV 43 Kb. "Anybody else feel like a little giggle"
GOAHEAD.WAV 44 Kb. "Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care"
GOAWAY.WAV 19 Kb. "Go away" (Brian's mother to crowd)
HEAR.WAV 70 Kb.
"Did you hear what I said"
"Yes"
"Oh I see, it's like that, is it"
HEARTHIS.WAV 16 Kb. "Wait 'till Bigus Dickus hears of this"
HIDE.WAV 18 Kb. "You haven't given us time to hide."
INDIVID.WAV 69 Kb.
"You're all individuals"
"Yes, we are all individuals"
JAILLAFF.WAV 20 Kb. "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee" (The mad jailor)
KLUTZ.WAV 30 Kb. "You klutz"
LINELEFT.WAV 56 Kb.
"Crucifixion?"
"Yes"
"Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."
MESSIAH.WAV 37 Kb. "I am not the Messiah"
MOVEON.WAV 38 Kb. "Get a move on, big-nose, there's people waiting to be crucified out here"
NASTY.WAV 26 Kb. "Nasty, eh"
NAUGHTY.WAV 39 Kb. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
96.WAV 59 Kb. "Ninety fff... ninety fff... ninety-six, sir"
OLDMAN.WAV 49 Kb. "My legs are grey, my ears are nulled, my eyes are old and bent"
PISSOFF.WAV 15 Kb. "Piss off"
SECTION.WAV 61 Kb.
"I'm not Jewish, I'm a Samaritan."
"A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section."
SQUAD.WAV 34 Kb. "Suicide squad, attack"
STUPID.WAV 43 Kb. "You stupid bastard"
THWOW.WAV 21 Kb. "Thwow him to the floor"
WASTE.WAV 22 Kb. "This is a complete waste of time"
WEIRDO.WAV 20 Kb. "Weirdo"
WOGER.WAV 35 Kb. "I shall welease Woger"
WOMAN.WAV 32 Kb. "Your father was a Woman"
WUN.WAV 39 Kb.
"Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money."
"A What?"

The Meaning of Life

BITOFF.WAV 53 Kb. "During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten - sort of - off"
BUCKET.WAV 51 Kb. "Better get a bucket - I'm going to throw up"
CLITORIS.WAV 68 Kb. "So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris"
CUTOFF.WAV 31 Kb. "Couldn't you have your balls cut off"
FINDFISH.WAV 26 Kb. "Find the fish"
FISHGONE.WAV 43 Kb. "I wonder where that fish has gone"
FOREPLAY.WAV 46 Kb. "We'll take the foreplay as read"
GAWK.WAV 46 Kb. "Don't stand there gawking, like you've never seen the hand of God before"
HARRY.WAV 68 Kb. "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom - in fact, today I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant"
HATS.WAV 43 Kb. "People are not wearing enough hats"
IDIDGO.WAV 47 Kb. "And it went wherever I did go"
LIVER.WAV 42 Kb. "Hello, can we have your liver"
MIDDLE.WAV 47 Kb. "Hello, good evening, and welcome to the middle of the film"
MULTIPLY.WAV 81 Kb. "Despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continued to multiply everywhere"
ORGAN.WAV 44 Kb. "Live organ transplants"
PENIS.WAV 268 Kb. The penis song.
PING.WAV 53 Kb. "Get the machine that goes ping"
SCIENCE.WAV 76 Kb. "I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments"
STUFFED.WAV 42 Kb. "I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed."