Pencom Web Works
and Pencom Systems
for caring about April Fools Day.
The United States of Roadkills-R-Us
for sponsorship, web space and name recognition.
The rest of corporate America, for its great sense of humor.
Everyone who got that joke.
Our families, friends, and everyone. You're simply marvelous.
Please send money.
The United States Air Force,
the United States Navy,
the United States Marines, and
the United States Army,
whom we hope will be inspired by this
mention to give us rides in the latest
fighters, bombers, carriers, subs, tanks,
and so on, and possibly let us fire a few
machine guns, artillery, and otherwise
make big light and sound.
Honorable (?) Mention
Silicon Graphics,
who had nothing to do with this, but who could solve that
problem by giving us some way cool equipment and software
to do even better work next year.
